"Making Lactic Acid Great Again"

"Specialties: Sprint, 2K, Sourdough"

"I don't know if this guy is any good on a bike, but his charcuterie game is world-class"

"Just another rider who always wants to gear-up ... but, to be fair, he's probably right."

"Nice guy. Hardest worker on the team. But sometimes, cycling doesn't run in the family"

Great to see someone master the art of riding rollers. Uh, hold it ... this is Neil, right? Never mind.

"Our sweatiest Gorilla. But, don't be fooled,  behind that winning smile I see a losing smile."

"Claim to Fame: Lost his name in a race-off."

"I thought he was joking when he told me he'd do anything to win Provincials."

"Dr. Cooper takes lots of notes, and I mean LOTS of notes. I'm pretty sure they're about the rest of us"

"Compliant with the 'Coach has the best hair' policy ... but, he's taken it way too far"

"Complete disregard for the 'Coach has the Best Hair' policy"

"Mr. Fondo-Gap; Best 4th-man in the Team Sprint. Proving, track racing isn't for everyone"

"As with the cicada nymph, he spends most of his time hidden underground, emerging once a year to molt, and bang out a flying lap"