TEAM
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KEITH 'Tuna' BRUNEAU
General Construction/Contracting - Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"After menacing his riders during workouts, is it any wonder they crash him in the cool down?"
JOHN 'PEZ' MAYR
Executive Director/CEO - Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"Don't let his elderly appearance fool you. Anything I say, can and will, be used against me"
JAKE 'Baby Face'
VAN DER VLIET
Software Developer - Elite
Coach's Hot Take:
"Nice guy. Hardest worker on the team. But sometimes, cycling doesn't run in the family"
THOMAS 'Skibidy' ANDREW
Animator / Illustrator - Elite
Coach's Hot Take:
"Won't let anyone forget that he was the fastest Gorilla in the BVCmania 500m TT"
'Krash Em'
KUNI NEROME
Coordinator EF Education - Elite
Coach's Hot Take:
"When he sees equipment he likes, he makes them an offer they can't refuse"
MALCOLM 'Wait-What?' KENNING
Technical Writer - Master D
Coach's Hot Take:
"This rider demanded that he gets a special bio on the website. So, here you go ... <CLICK >"
BRAD 'The Dodge' HEAD
Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"Schelesny crashes Keith. Kuni crashes Schelesny. Guy crashes Guy. Brad crashes Malcolm. - Looks like Brad's already fitting in"
MARK 'Night Train' BUTSCHLER
Fine Wine Manager - Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"He says he loves wine, but all I hear is whine"
MIKE 'Corky' MCCORKELL
Industrial Maintenance Specialist - Master B
Coach's Hot Take:
"Behind that winning smile I see a losing smile"
NEIL 'Cote Crawler' SALWAY
Retired - Master D
Coach's Hot Take:
Great to see someone master the art of riding rollers. Uh, hold it ... this is Neil, right? Never mind
GUY 'Dad Bod' MCLINTOCK
Architect - Master A
Coach's Hot Take:
" Replaced his speed suit with a Mr. Milker"
KHYL 'Mid-Wig ORSER
Strength Coach & CEO - Master A
Coach's Hot Take:
"How he fits that Vanilla Ice toupé under a helmet is anybody's guess"
Jean 'All-Brows' Boily
Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"Complete disregard for the 'Coach has the Best Hair' policy"
THOMAS
'The Brown Note'
SCHELESNY
Visual Effects Supervisor - Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"His gate starts are well-timed, committed, and cleansing"
DALE MARAT
Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"Dale is an avid fondo participant and cyclocross racer" He rides thousands of miles a year ... I guess nobody's perfect.
ROB 'Waffle' GOOCH
ER Physician - Master A
Coach's Hot Take:
"Absolutely, for sure, without a doubt, definitely ... maybe"
JOHN VAN DER VLIET
Master C
Coach's Hot Take:
"As if one van der Vliet wasn't bad enough. This one just shows up and starts winning. Let's just hope there isn't another one waiting in the wings"
MIKE COOPER
Psychiatrist - Master D
Coach's Hot Take:
"Dr. Cooper takes lots of notes, and I mean LOTS of notes. I'm pretty sure they're about the rest of us"
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